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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 6485 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 85 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).
we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.
plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.
