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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7373 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).
we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.
plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.
