TruthnukeCraft: Time to Mine!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience for those who are truly unique and quirky!

Join our server if you want to play Minecraft on a Debian 12 Bookworm system with a MATE desktop environment, all while sitting at a Dell Optiplex/Precision workstation. And forget about those boring wallpapers, on our server you can choose between nature-themed or solid color wallpapers that will make your Minecraft experience truly one-of-a-kind.

But that’s not all! For just $15, you can upgrade your gaming experience with a Logitech office keyboard or a Unicomp Model M, because why settle for a regular old keyboard when you can have something truly special?

And get this – on our server, we play Minecraft on a 5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, because who needs fancy widescreen displays when you can game in retro style?

But wait, there’s more! While you’re playing Minecraft on our server, you can kick back and relax in a Herman Miller Aeron chair, because comfort is key when you’re building your virtual world.

And if all that wasn’t enough, we also have an IRC channel where you can chat with other players, as well as a pirated Microsoft Office 2010 running in a Windows 7 virtual machine for all your productivity needs. And don’t forget about our self-hosted email system – because who needs Gmail when you can have your own personalized email address on our server?

Oh, and did we mention that we have solitaire, tetris, and minesweeper clones available for you to play when you need a break from building in Minecraft? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Towns Built:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	170
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Buildings Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	514460
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Emeralds Found:	8307	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Zombie Dances:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6544	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Star Shards Collected:	295	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.