TruthnukeCraft: Time to Mine!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience for those who are truly unique and quirky!

Join our server if you want to play Minecraft on a Debian 12 Bookworm system with a MATE desktop environment, all while sitting at a Dell Optiplex/Precision workstation. And forget about those boring wallpapers, on our server you can choose between nature-themed or solid color wallpapers that will make your Minecraft experience truly one-of-a-kind.

But that’s not all! For just $15, you can upgrade your gaming experience with a Logitech office keyboard or a Unicomp Model M, because why settle for a regular old keyboard when you can have something truly special?

And get this – on our server, we play Minecraft on a 5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, because who needs fancy widescreen displays when you can game in retro style?

But wait, there’s more! While you’re playing Minecraft on our server, you can kick back and relax in a Herman Miller Aeron chair, because comfort is key when you’re building your virtual world.

And if all that wasn’t enough, we also have an IRC channel where you can chat with other players, as well as a pirated Microsoft Office 2010 running in a Windows 7 virtual machine for all your productivity needs. And don’t forget about our self-hosted email system – because who needs Gmail when you can have your own personalized email address on our server?

Oh, and did we mention that we have solitaire, tetris, and minesweeper clones available for you to play when you need a break from building in Minecraft? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	847
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Paragraph

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineCrafty Server

Creative, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	3823	Dragon Eggs Found:	1581
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AMinecraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7035	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Celestial Expanse

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed SciFi Towny Nations Server. Explore, Colonize and/or Conquer over 20 Planets! Build a Metropolis! Design an entire Starship Fleet! Grow an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s! If this post piqued your interest; feel free to check us out! IP: celestialmc.zapto.org Versions: 1.17-1.19.2 (Chat Reporting >> Disabled)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	41
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Rodion Network

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RODION NETWORK We are a small minecraft community looking further into growing and make people have a fun time with their friends or knowing new people that play our server. Our current gamemodes are: » Skyblock: A basic OP Skyblock that hastons of features that are listed below: Slime Fun Minions Auction House Mayors Custom Enchants Daily Rewards And much more! IP: play.rodion-network.com Store: https://rodion-network.com/store

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Farms Harvested:	414

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MassCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison

MassCraft is a MMO Minecraft server with the best gamemodes! Come join in for Faction | Creative | Economy and More! Our friendly Admins will make sure you have a good experience. We are also a small and dedicated server to help give the best performance to all of our players. Head over to our website for more info!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HOMIE SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

[1.20.4]Homie SMP is a new server made by a couple of friends, Custom made with alot of fun plugins to keep you entertained the whole time! We have Quests, Crates, Mob Arena and more! Join today and give us a try, let us know what you think and if you want something we could add it 🙂

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Melvinnoob SMP

Survival

Melvinnoob smp is a NON pay to win minecraft server but feature lots of fun command. its base on simple survival minecraft but with shop gui and other cool stuff.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MUGEN

Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

welcome to mugen!!on this server we provide minigames like skyblock!! You definitely won’t get bored because it has very unique features is sf JAVA│◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ VERSION : 1.8.7 – 1.20.1 BEDROCK │◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ PORT :3037 │◆ VERSION : 1.16 – 1.20+

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Skull Network

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

SKULL NETWORKx Custom Enchantments x Land Claim x Marketplace x Player Skills, Warps, Shops, trades, jobs, Quests x 24/7 Active Players x Custom Ranks x Custom Crates x Hiring Staffs x Daily Rewards x More Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Villages Defended:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MC Flow

Cross-Play, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Explore our survival world with PvP 1.8 and unique features. Enjoy VIPs, epic events, mystery boxes, rewarded votes, and a vibrant community. Updated World: World generated in version 1.20.2, more world with different resources. Server with PvP 1.8. Exclusive VIPs: Special benefits, exclusive commands and events for VIPs. Mystery Boxes: Discover exclusive items and surprises when you open boxes with keys. Rewarded Votes: Contribute by voting daily and receive exclusive rewards. Epic Events: Exciting challenges and memorable celebrations. Battle Pass, Incredible Missions, Spawners, Weddings, Casino, Duels, Pets, Duels, Museum of unique items and much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Animals Bred:	75	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

fate x network

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where adventure knows no bounds! Immerse yourself in a world of RPG bosses, mythical PvP battles, and the creative challenge of Skyblock. Engage in epic quests against powerful bosses, test your skills in intense PvP showdowns, and build your own floating paradise in the sky.But that’s not all – our server is packed with amusing features, easter eggs, and unique events that will keep you entertained. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, join our vibrant community for laughter, camaraderie, and endless fun. Explore the magic of RPG, mythical PvP, Skyblock, and more, making our server a truly exceptional Minecraft experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SkyHub

PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to SkyHub, the ultimate SkyBlock experience! Immerse yourself in a sky-high adventure where you start with nothing but a floating island and your wits. Build and expand your island, conquer challenges, and unlock new dimensions of creativity. With custom features, challenging quests, and a vibrant community, SkyHub promises an unparalleled SkyBlock journey. Join us and elevate your gameplay to new heights!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ZombiEra Official

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to ZombiEra Minecraft server!Dear Minecraft enthusiasts, experience a unique zombie apocalypse on ZombiEra Official! Our custom plugin transforms the vanilla Minecraft world for an unparalleled gaming experience.Open Beta Now Live! Join, explore, and report bugs. Your feedback refines the game for you.Your Ideas Shape Us. Be part of our community-driven server! Share suggestions, shaping the future of ZombiEra Official.Server Details: Version 1.18.x to 1.20.x, Platform: Java EditionEmbark on the ZombiEra journey today! Join us in creating an epic Minecraft apocalypse. Sincerely, ZombiEra Official Team

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5389
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.