so, like, imagine this, right? this server is, like, the ultimate place for all the conspiracy theorists out there. we got aliens, bigfoot, lizard people, you name it. but get this, they’re all REAL on our server.

join us if you wanna uncover the truth about the government cover-ups and secret societies. we even have a secret underground base where you can meet with other like-minded players to plan your next big revelation.

oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling dolphins who are trying to prevent the apocalypse? yeah, it’s pretty wild. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server.

so come on over and join us for a mind-bending experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. trust us, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t soon forget.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
Dragon Eggs Found: 9843 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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