Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience intense emotional hardship just like Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, and even Future Trunks did in Dragon Ball Z!

But wait, there’s more! Trunks and Goten can go Super Saiyan straight out of the womb, because why not? And when they fuse, they become the ultimate Super Saiyan powerhouse! It’s like the Buu Saga, but even more ridiculous!

So come join us on our server where you can train your body to peak levels and attain Super Saiyan status, all while having a blast with fellow Minecraft players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock your own hidden powers and become the strongest warrior in the land. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server

    Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Mahjong game on steroids! Join us for a tutorial on how to play Mahjong, because who needs diamonds when you can have tiles, right?

    If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Villages Defended: 13 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • TV Men Minecraft SMP

    TV Men Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Unprepared Minecraft Server

    Unprepared Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

    Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

    So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 714023 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dimension Hops: 15
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun

    Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

    Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

    Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

    So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Magic Items Found: 7341 Titanic Battles Fought: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

    Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

    Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Runes Activated: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 81 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Magic Items Found: 3435 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

    Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Animals Bred: 94
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

    Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

    But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

    So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Approved Larian Minecraft Server

    Approved Larian Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 126 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP

    Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

    Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Runes Activated: 0
    Zombie Dances: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer

    NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer
    Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

    Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

    Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

    Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

    From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 9551
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • /Gig/ – Minecraft Server

    /Gig/ – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Xilonen’s beats? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Rainbow Destined to Burn! Join now and forge your name in the fiery pits of adventure!

    We’ve got characters like Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori waiting to team up with you on epic quests. And don’t forget about our weapon banners featuring the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – they’ll slice through enemies like butter!

    But that’s not all – our daily check-in rewards are so awesome, they’re permanent! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a creeper who drops Primogems instead of gunpowder! It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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