Trump’s Block Party | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magic Items Found:	4039
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	New Chunks Explored:	582120
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Burnout, Challenges, confusion, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, FckdUpAtTheMoment, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, Negativity, Obstacles, overwhelm, PRESSURE, self-care strategies, self-doubt, setbacks, smp, stress, uncertainty

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Potions Brewed:	82	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VuhledarDefenseCraft

battle plans, bolstered, commander orders, Conflict, Defences, Defense, east, eastern Ukraine, Falls, Military, military tactics, Reinforcements, SECURITY, strategy, top commander, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Vuhledar, VuhledarDefenseCraft, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, participate in epic dance battles with Endermen, and build houses out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with all the chaos!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite building powers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Secret Mossad HQ Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most top-secret, highly classified Minecraft SMP server in existence – Mossad HQ! Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and of course, building epic structures!

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t gain access without the secret password (which is “potato” by the way). We have hidden bases, secret tunnels, and even a llama spy network that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired spy who once infiltrated the Ender Dragon’s lair and stole its treasure. Join us and maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mossad HQ today and become a part of the most covert Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be watching you… 👀🕵️‍♂️

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Enchantments Applied:	71
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FurnitureFiascoCraft

Affair, affair partner, BETRAYAL, borrowed furniture, cheating partner, Deception, dishonesty, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, furniture removal, FurnitureFiascoCraft, Hidden Secrets, moving furniture, relationship issues, rental home, STEPDAUGHTER, suspicious behavior, teenage daughter, trust issues

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and furniture moving madness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and discover that your partner has been cheating on you with another player. But wait, there’s more! Your stepdaughter is involved too, receiving gifts from the affair partner behind your back.

Feeling betrayed and suspicious? Take matters into your own hands and move all the furniture out of your partner’s house without telling them. Watch as chaos ensues and alliances are tested in this epic tale of love, lies, and stolen couches.

Join now for a server experience like no other, where drama is just a block away and furniture is the ultimate weapon of revenge!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineCraftyExcuse

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8679

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

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Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Crops Grown:	9908
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, child support, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, education, investigation, Late, Minecraft, overreacting, Parent, Police, Problem, School, Server, shut, shut up, STUDENT, Teacher

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5336
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Golem, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Shirogane, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, zurvan

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	8294
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Villages Defended:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Villages Defended:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3