Are you tired of your nosy family members snooping through your phone and finding your secret stash of questionable content? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we promise that no one will ever ask to use your phone because they’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers! Plus, our server has top-notch security measures in place to protect your privacy – unlike my phone, which is basically a free-for-all for anyone brave enough to unlock it. So come join us and leave your worries (and porn) behind!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows can talk, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard me right. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. Legend has it that whoever uncovers this treasure will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet zombie pigman? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of cake? Larry’s got you covered.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, ride a llama into battle. Trust me, it works.
Welcome to WarfareMC, the ultimate destination for geopolitical towny warfare in Minecraft! Dive into intense battles, forge strategic alliances, and dominate towns and nations in our immersive gameplay.
How do I join the server?
You can join the server by entering the IP address Warfare-mc.com in your Minecraft client.
Is there a live map available?
Yes, we have a Dynmap feature that provides a full live map of the world for players to explore.
Can I create my own town with friends?
Absolutely! Our Towny plugin allows players to create towns and invite their friends to join and build together.
How can I participate in wars with other towns?
You can engage in wars with different towns and nations by using our War feature. Form strategic alliances, plan attacks, and conquer territories in epic battles.
Are you tired of living in a world where gas station attendants make more money than doctors and engineers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the roles are reversed! Doctors and engineers are the ones raking in the dough while gas station attendants struggle to make ends meet.
Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out free hugs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most valuable block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Bacon Block!
So why wait? Join our server today and start living the high life as a wealthy doctor or engineer in a world where gas station attendants envy your success. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because terry tom edish is here to shake things up!
Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building a roller coaster that launches players into the sky, or even taming a dragon and flying around the map causing chaos.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land challenging players to epic build battles with ridiculous themes like “build a giant taco” or “recreate the Mona Lisa using only dirt blocks.”
So what are you waiting for? Join terry tom edish today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.
Looking for a semi-vanilla survival server with cross-platform compatibility and minimal plugins? Look no further!! This is a NO WHITELIST, no items spawned survival server to play on with a great built up community. We use a plugin so you won’t have to worry about grief but can still build nearly anywhere. The server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like a never-ending party where ocean waves crash against pixelated shores and the air is so drenched, you’ll feel like you’re swimming in a water bucket!
Join us for some virtual reality dance-offs where you can show off your sick moves and become the ultimate blocky pop star in our POP/STARS competition. And don’t forget to chill out with us in the summertime, where the sun is always shining and the vibes are always good.
But wait, there’s more! Take a journey through our server and experience the magical world of フタリボシ, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. And if you’re feeling a bit mischievous, hop on over to い〜やい〜やい〜や for some crazy antics and shenanigans.
So why wait? Join us now and embark on an adventure like no other in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – LA MATA GURA! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Legend has it that on this server, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance routines instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a real party in the undead world!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see. From rainbow-colored llamas to flying pigs, you’ll never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll stumble upon next.
And let’s not forget about our custom-built mini-games, like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour on Ice”. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.
So come join us at LA MATA GURA, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
We opened a server for ordinary players and also for streamers and YouTubers (good hosting on a VDS server with 16GB of RAM). Also, for any players, we go to the meeting and add plugins according to their opinion
