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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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