Trump’s Block Party

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

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Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, child abuse material, controversy, corporate accountability., court challenge, digital content, Fine, internet regulation, lawsuit, Legal, legal battle, legal consequences, Minecraft, Notice, online platform, penalty, Server, social media, social responsibility, TwitCraft, twitter, VIOLATION, X Corp

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

600 dead, African politics, Burkina Faso, BurkinaFasoMassacre600, Civil unrest, Conflict, death toll, extremism, French security assessment, GLOBAL RESPONSE, humanitarian crisis, international news, mass killing, massacre, massacre victims, security threat, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War on Terror, West Africa

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

#endorsement, 2022 US Senate elections, BLOCK, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election fraud narratives, GOP candidate, Misinformation, Party, party loyalty, polarizing effect, political divisions, political endorsements, political influence, political polarization, republicans, social media, social network embeddedness, Support, trump, Trumps, voter behavior

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9858
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	294
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4558
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

Adrenaline, challenge, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Find, Fun, gameplay, LOSE, LOSING, Minecraft, patience, people, perseverance, Progression, REWARD, Risk, roguelites, satisfaction, skill, smp, strategy, Tactics, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	268	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6347	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VuhledarDefenseCraft

battle plans, bolstered, commander orders, Conflict, Defences, Defense, east, eastern Ukraine, Falls, Military, military tactics, Reinforcements, SECURITY, strategy, top commander, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Vuhledar, VuhledarDefenseCraft, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, participate in epic dance battles with Endermen, and build houses out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with all the chaos!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite building powers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Secret Mossad HQ Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most top-secret, highly classified Minecraft SMP server in existence – Mossad HQ! Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and of course, building epic structures!

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t gain access without the secret password (which is “potato” by the way). We have hidden bases, secret tunnels, and even a llama spy network that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired spy who once infiltrated the Ender Dragon’s lair and stole its treasure. Join us and maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mossad HQ today and become a part of the most covert Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be watching you… 👀🕵️‍♂️

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	176	Divine Spears Created:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FurnitureFiascoCraft

Affair, affair partner, BETRAYAL, borrowed furniture, cheating partner, Deception, dishonesty, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, furniture removal, FurnitureFiascoCraft, Hidden Secrets, moving furniture, relationship issues, rental home, STEPDAUGHTER, suspicious behavior, teenage daughter, trust issues

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and furniture moving madness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and discover that your partner has been cheating on you with another player. But wait, there’s more! Your stepdaughter is involved too, receiving gifts from the affair partner behind your back.

Feeling betrayed and suspicious? Take matters into your own hands and move all the furniture out of your partner’s house without telling them. Watch as chaos ensues and alliances are tested in this epic tale of love, lies, and stolen couches.

Join now for a server experience like no other, where drama is just a block away and furniture is the ultimate weapon of revenge!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mines Excavated:	3313
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	6125	Ores Mined:	7093
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53