TrumpCraft: Build Walls, Not Bridges | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crops Grown:	9952
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Gods Slained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Star Shards Collected:	135
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crops Grown:	6457	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	9882
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1239
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Divine Spears Created:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Potions Brewed:	188
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	199

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6691
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchantments Applied:	262
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Star Shards Collected:	154	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	739	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

Players:	98/800	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Towns Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46