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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 5685 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.
But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.
And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!
