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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 368 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 5419 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)