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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 5875 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)