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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3383 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 463 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)