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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 7982 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 7172 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)