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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 478 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)