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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6584 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Crops Grown: | 4218 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)