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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 3811 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9652 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)