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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 9674 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 108 | Ores Mined: | 6763 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 4342 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2138 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)