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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 8162 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7527 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Ores Mined: | 6527 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)