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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1206 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 | Enchantments Applied: | 280 |
Animals Bred: | 38 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)