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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5356 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 246 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)