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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4809 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9156 |
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