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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 1377 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Mines Excavated: | 1197 |
Buildings Constructed: | 22 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)