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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9802 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 2457 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
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AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)