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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3040 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 185 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
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AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)