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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 4729 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)