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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7452 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)