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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 2553 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)