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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 4095 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)