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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 8646 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)