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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 7556 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Potions Brewed: | 39 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
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