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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 2741 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7912 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)