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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9640 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
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