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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6753 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5759 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9000 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
New Chunks Explored: | 348507 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)