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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2203 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 9054 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 8611 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 202 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)