Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than President Donald J. Trump himself! That’s right, POTUS45 is here to make Minecraft great again! Join us for a border bloodbath in Grand Rapids, MI or vote in the 2024 Florida Primary with President Trump. Let’s clinch the Republican nomination and make Minecraft great again, again! Don’t miss out on the chance to build a wall around your base to keep out creepers and zombies. Trust us, it’s gonna be huge! #MinecraftTrump2024 #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #BuildThatWall

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Animals Bred: 52
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 4400

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • AutisticCraft: Where Schizophrenia and Minecraft Collide

    AutisticCraft: Where Schizophrenia and Minecraft Collide
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of uniqueness and individuality! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who are schizo (diagnosed) with self-induced autism!

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wondered if having both schizophrenia and autism could give you superpowers in the game? Well, on our server, we believe that having these conditions actually gives you special bonuses that make you a Minecraft master!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and a community like no other. Who needs normal when you can have extraordinary? So come on, embrace your inner schizo-autistic self and join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Enchantments Applied: 278

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Shiorin’s Blocky Adventures

    Shiorin’s Blocky Adventures

    Welcome to our Shiorin Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can build giant pink unicorns and rainbow castles with your friends. But beware, because the zombie chickens are on the loose and they’re out for revenge!

    Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our death-defying parkour courses and see if you have what it takes to reach the top. And don’t forget to visit our secret underwater city filled with treasure and mystery!

    So why join our Shiorin Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride flying pigs into battle against evil llamas while wearing a banana suit and wielding a diamond sword

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Steve’s Missing Again

    Steve’s Missing Again
    Join our Minecraft server now! This server is so lit, even Steve himself can’t resist playing on it. We’ve got creepers doing the floss dance and zombies doing the moonwalk. Our diamonds sparkle brighter than Elton John’s wardrobe and our ender dragons have been known to break out into opera solos.

    But wait, there’s more! Our villagers have PhDs in redstone engineering and our witches brew the tastiest potion cocktails this side of the Nether. Join now and you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine riding a pink llama while singing Justin Bieber songs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Farms Harvested: 235
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyCommies Minecraft Server: Where Leftists Use Bad Tactics for Blocks!

    CraftyCommies Minecraft Server: Where Leftists Use Bad Tactics for Blocks!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, leftists were ruling the Minecraft world with their sneaky tactics in the 2010s. But fear not, we rose up and said, “No more!” We stopped supporting and trusting them because, let’s be real, who needs that drama?

    But then came the rightoids in the 2020s, using their own set of shady tactics. And once again, we were like, “Nah, we’re not about that life.” So we created this epic Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building, exploring, and battling mobs.

    So, if you’re tired of all the political drama and just want to chill and play some Minecraft, join us! It’s that simple bros. And who knows, you might even find some hidden treasures along the way. 😉

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for Diamonds & Laughing at Creepers

    MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for Diamonds & Laughing at Creepers
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and a sprinkle of chaos!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink llamas come charging at you! Don’t worry, they just want to trade some enchanted cookies with you. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a realm filled with talking chickens!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Dungeon, where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the Ender Dragon while riding a giant flying pig!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – come be a part of our wacky world today!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 4502
    Mines Excavated: 3679 Emeralds Found: 1758
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • DropoutCraft: Where Brains Are Optional

    DropoutCraft: Where Brains Are Optional
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! – We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Shh, don’t tell anyone! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s rumored that Notch himself comes to watch the battles. – We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs. Just make sure you don’t get too close! – Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can summon lightning storms on command. It’s pretty wild.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MessyCraft: Where Chaos is King!

    MessyCraft: Where Chaos is King!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and Japanese women are SCARY! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unpredictable adventures and mischievous fun.

    On our server, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous landscapes and encounter all sorts of quirky characters. From ninja pandas to talking parrots, you never know what you’ll come across next.

    But beware, the Japanese women on our server are not to be underestimated. They may seem sweet and innocent, but once you cross them, they’ll unleash their wrath in ways you never thought possible. So watch your back and tread carefully in their presence.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique mix of excitement, danger, and pure hilarity? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, when it comes to Japanese women, expect the unexpected!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Magic Items Found: 5880 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 367 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crafty AF

    Crafty AF
    Oh, hey there! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, have I got a server for you! Imagine a place where diamonds rain from the sky, where creepers do the Macarena, and where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons like they’re your own personal Uber!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of pigs in top hats ready to show you around. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball where you can dance your cares away and challenge other players to epic dance-offs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Kingdom, where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil zombie llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret diamond hot tub where the party never stops!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Basic Steve Selfies & Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Basic Steve Selfies & Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the dangers of being photoshopped into a weird porn documentary! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be whoever you want without the fear of being turned into a meme.

    Our server is filled with INSANE adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and even ride on the backs of dragons (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, don’t question it).

    But the best part? You can post all the pictures of yourself you want without worrying about being photoshopped into something you’d rather not be. So come join us and let your creativity run wild in our CRAZY Minecraft world!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Crops Grown: 5869 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyHololiveHijinks

    CraftyHololiveHijinks
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join Hololive and get ready for instant success beyond your wildest dreams. Once you’re accepted, cash will literally start raining down on you – we’re talking tens of thousands per month, no joke!

    But that’s not all, oh no. You’ll also have instant access to the biggest artist and musician network in the world of vtubing. Plus, you’ll secure a guaranteed spot in the biggest yearly Vtuber event – no need to wait in line or beg for an invite.

    And get this – we have more support staff than Hollywood celebs. Conventions and events will be fighting over you, and every merch vendor will be clamoring to work with you. It’s like being a rockstar, but in the Minecraft world.

    Gone are the days of struggling to find your place or wondering if you’ll make it big. Join Hololive and watch your Minecraft dreams come true with cheat codes activated!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Soulless Plebs Minecraft Server

    Soulless Plebs Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we laugh in the face of souls games and their so-called “hardcore” players. It’s time to admit that those games are for plebs who think they’re tough stuff. On our server, we have challenges that will make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park.

    Join us if you want to prove that you are a true gamer, not just some casual player who thinks they’re good because they beat a souls game. Our server is filled with insane obstacles and mind-blowing adventures that will test your skills to the max.

    Don’t be a normalfag, join our server and show everyone what you’re made of. Who needs souls games when you can conquer the craziest challenges in Minecraft? Come on, we dare you to try and beat our toughest levels. It’s time to show the world what you’re really made of.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MexiCraft: Nick Faggot’s Shill-Free Zone

    MexiCraft: Nick Faggot’s Shill-Free Zone
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as nick faggot fuentes the mexican himself? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to expose the shitskin fed incel manlet christcuck jew mutt spic loomer loving cum hunter liar grifter that nick faggot fuentes truly is!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter zombie pigs riding on flying llamas, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!

    So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about nick faggot fuentes the mexican while you’re at it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 451 Dimension Hops: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz

    HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and absolute chaos!

    Picture this: you spawn in a world where unicorns roam freely, diamonds fall from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Yes, you heard that right, the creepers have some serious dance moves!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Golden Touch event, where players can turn anything they touch into pure gold! It’s like the Midas touch, but way more fun!

    And don’t even get me started on the Redeemable Codes – enter them in and you’ll unlock secret powers like levitation, teleportation, and the ability to summon a dragon to do your bidding!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Towns Built: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • DreamCryCraft

    DreamCryCraft
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server ever!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so epic that even your wildest dreams can’t compare.

    Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant chicken appears and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best moves and the chicken concedes defeat, giving you all the diamonds you could ever want.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns and dragons that breathe fire made of marshmallows. You’ll never know what ridiculous adventure awaits around the corner.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurdly awesome Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Towns Built: 10
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Samurai Saloon: Where East meets West in Minecraft!

    Samurai Saloon: Where East meets West in Minecraft!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we bring together the best of both worlds – Western and Japanese influences! 🎌🤠

    Join us for a wild ride filled with detailed facial expressions that will make you question reality! Our insane scenery and clothing details will blow your mind! 🤯

    Imagine a world where cowboys ride into battle alongside samurais, where pixelated art meets anime style! It’s a fusion like no other! 🤠🤖

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure! Join our server now and experience the best of both worlds in Minecraft! 🌟🎮

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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