Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you so busy you won’t even have time for sex? Look no further! Join our server where the only pregnancy tests you’ll find are the ones left behind by players who were too busy building epic structures to remember to pee on a stick!

We’ve got drama, intrigue, and accusations flying left and right just like in this wild story. Who needs a soap opera when you can log on to our server and experience the drama firsthand? Join now and see if you can unravel the mystery of the mysterious pregnancy test in the garbage! It’s a real whodunnit that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And hey, maybe you’ll even find time to build a little something between all the accusations and heartbreak. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Chimeras Created: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Animals Bred: 29

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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