Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow explosion of fabulousness! Join our eternal trap/trans/femboy/twink thread for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fabulous Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world where traps, femboys, and twinks ruled the land. Together, they built a glittery empire filled with rainbows, unicorns, and endless parties. And guess what? You can be a part of this fabulous adventure too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons where you can battle fierce drag queens and sassy fairies for epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond-studded high heels of power! Trust me, you’ll be strutting your stuff like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our eternal trap/trans/femboy/twink thread and let your fabulousness shine brighter than a beacon in the night. Who knows, you might just find your inner diva along the way!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BlockyBlueBalls

    BlockyBlueBalls
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

    Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • KhameneiCraft: Emergency Meeting!

    KhameneiCraft: Emergency Meeting!
    LOL join this epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Iran’s Khamenei! Our leader is always convening emergency meetings because someone keeps targeting our beloved player Nasrallah! Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Khamenei himself couldn’t predict!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Runes Activated: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Stairway to Minecraft Fun

    Stairway to Minecraft Fun
    LOL JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE HAVE RAILINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION YOUR VERY EXISTENCE! ONE TIME, A PLAYER FELL OFF A RAILING AND LANDED IN A FIELD OF RAINBOW LLAMAS! TRUE STORY, BRO.

    ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?

    SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • = HoneyCraft = l 1.20.4 Vanilla Server Minecraft server

    = HoneyCraft = l 1.20.4 Vanilla Server Minecraft server
    We kindly invite you to Honey Craft – a new vanilla Minecraft server that will combine the classic gaming experience with sizzling plugins! We are just starting our path, and you yourself can help us formulate a unique gaming experience and contribute to the development of the server. What’s in store for you at Honey Craft? Vanilla proof with plugins – Enjoy classic Minecraft with additional features such as plugins to improve the gaming process without destroying its foundation. Unique ability to flow – We are just starting, and your thought is important! Contribute your opinions to plugins, functions and enhancements, and help create the ideal server. Friendly and active community – Join us at an early stage and become part of our friendly team as we develop and improve the server. Experimental plugins – Our plugins are constantly being updated and improved, so you can enjoy new functions and gaming features in the future. Join Honey Craft today and help us make this server unique! Your input and ideas can be a part of our success and create the best gaming environment for all players.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Enchantments Applied: 248
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Villages Defended: 14

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump at a teen sex pageant in 1991? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Trump would want to join (but sorry, no locker room access here)! We’ve got 14-year-old players building epic creations and having a blast – no creepy locker room shenanigans allowed! Join us for a crazy good time and leave the inappropriate behavior at the door. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory – the only thing Trump-like about this server is our epic builds!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • The Heel Minecraft SMP Show

    The Heel Minecraft SMP Show
    Are you tired of playing the hero on other Minecraft servers? Come join our SMP where you can be the ultimate heel! Want to get cheap heat and have the crowd cheering for you? Just drop the N word in chat and watch the chaos unfold! Join us for insane storylines and outrageous antics – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • AutisticSisMCServer

    AutisticSisMCServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from family responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual family that won’t ask for bedtime stories or snacks every five minutes.

    Imagine a world where you can go on dates without worrying about rushing back home to take care of your little sister. Our server offers the ultimate freedom to live your best virtual life without any guilt trips or tears.

    Uncle Cory might be cool in real life, but on our server, you can leave all family obligations behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing real life with virtual fun.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to being the reluctant guardian of a little sister who just won’t let you live your best life. It’s time to prioritize your own happiness and let the pixels do the parenting for a change.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • BlockPartyFamVacay

    BlockPartyFamVacay
    Are you tired of your boyfriend being a party pooper when it comes to vacations? Do you want to have some fun adventures with your kids without feeling guilty? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where you can go on epic quests and build amazing creations with your children!

    Imagine taking your kids on a vacation to a magical land where you can explore ancient ruins, battle fierce monsters, and build towering castles together. Leave your boyfriend behind in the real world while you embark on thrilling adventures with your little ones. Who needs a reluctant partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

    Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun memories – join our Minecraft server today and create unforgettable experiences with your kids. Leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server waiting for you?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Ores Mined: 9051

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP

    FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous food combinations ever seen in the game. Picture this: a player trying to survive on a diet of raw fish and rotten flesh because they believe it gives them superpowers. Or how about a player who exclusively eats spider eyes and mushroom stew because they think it will turn them into a Minecraft superhero? Trust us, you won’t find this level of culinary chaos anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 535 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 New Chunks Explored: 848735

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BlockyNostalgia

    BlockyNostalgia
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BirdFluCrew

    BirdFluCrew
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

    but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

    so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ๐Ÿ•๏ธ SMP for Shady Characters ๐Ÿ•๏ธ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! ๐ŸŒˆโœจ

    ๐Ÿ•๏ธ SMP for Shady Characters ๐Ÿ•๏ธ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! ๐ŸŒˆโœจ
    About Us
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.
    Application
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

    A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

    Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

    A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

    Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

    A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

    Q: Where is the server located?

    A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

    Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

    A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

    Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ExStepChefCraft

    ExStepChefCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

    Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

    But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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