Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!
