Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3593 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!
