Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 12
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Towns Built: 9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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