Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Crops Grown: 5936 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Zombie Dances: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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