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My Body My Cho- Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bankrupt here is your sense of reality! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging ambulance bills like a pro.

Our server is so lit that even the mobs are throwing shade at each other. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our twisted world filled with unexpected plot twists and epic battles.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where the only thing hotter than the lava pits are the gossip about who called the ambulance for a paper cut? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild ride. Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Bull Nakano Obliterates Manami Toyota Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the battles are as epic as Bull Nakano obliterating Manami Toyota in the wrestling ring! Join us if you want to experience intense PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild events, like when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the village, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere. But don’t worry, our admin team is always there to save the day and clean up the mess (literally).

If you’re looking for a community that is as fierce and competitive as Bull Nakano in the ring, then this is the place for you. Join us now and show off your building skills, survival instincts, and PvP prowess. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, just like Bull Nakano is in the wrestling world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GymBanHammerCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for some drama and excitement? Look no further than our gym-themed server, where you never know what kind of workout you’ll get!

Join us and experience the thrill of running on a treadmill while someone films you for their TikTok video. Watch out for those sneaky squatters who accuse you of staring when all you’re doing is minding your own business. But don’t worry, our gym manager is always on the lookout and ready to ban anyone who causes trouble.

Feel the adrenaline rush as you call the police on your fellow gym-goer for harassment and see them get banned from all locations in the US. Who knew a simple workout could turn into a legal battle for defamation?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the drama of a gym gone wild! Just remember, no staring allowed, unless you want to end up in a TikTok video with 10,000 views.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Love Letters Sent:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Buildings Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RatBusters Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a unique rat problem that needs solving! But don’t worry, it’s not your typical rodent infestation. These rats are actually tiny, adorable, and have a penchant for stealing diamonds and building mini rat cities underground. Join our server to help us deal with these mischievous critters and maybe even recruit them as your tiny, diamond-stealing minions! Who needs a pet wolf when you can have a pet rat army? Join us now and let’s conquer the world, one tiny thief at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RegrettableFacts

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Do you ever wonder what it would be like to ride a flying pig in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only can you do that, but you can also battle evil unicorns and befriend talking chickens! Join us for a wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

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The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyGBVSG – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic tournaments where you can battle it out with other players and show off your mad skills.

But wait, there’s more! We have big meaty notes that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. Plus, our Versusia Character Guide will help you dominate the competition like a pro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have insane DLC coming up, including Vikala and Sandalphon. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic additions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t be a f2player, join the fun and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ultimate Fight Club 307 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us and you’ll have the chance to bet on epic PvP battles between players. That’s right, place your bets on who will come out victorious and you could win big! Just imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you predict the winner of a fight between Khalil and a horde of angry zombies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the gambling begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CropTopCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is what pixelated crop top to wear! Join us for a party like no other, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion.

Our server is the perfect place for those recovering from eating disorders, where you can express yourself through your character’s outfit choices. But beware, one wrong move and you might upset your pixelated pals!

Join us for a fun-filled adventure where you can wear whatever you want, whether it’s a crop top or a full tee. Just be prepared for some virtual drama along the way. So come on, join us and let your pixelated fashion sense shine!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

WeddingDramaCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the drama is more intense than a PvP battle!

Join us and experience the thrill of last-minute wedding planning gone wrong! Imagine flying in for a wedding that’s been thrown together like a dirt house in survival mode. Forget about shelling out diamonds, because on this server, you’ll be shelling out over $2000 just to attend!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a bachelorette party that costs more than a full set of enchanted diamond armor. And don’t forget about the groomsmen suits – because on our server, the groom gets his suit for free… as long as you pay for yours!

So, if you’re looking for a server where the bride and groom are more clueless than a villager, join us now! Who needs a thank you when you can have the ultimate Minecraft wedding disaster experience?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

UnforgivableBros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where forgiveness is a thing of the past! We once had a player who built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the supreme ruler of the server. Needless to say, they were promptly banished to the Nether realm. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and forgiveness is just a myth, come join us for some chaotic fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2301
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GhostlyBanquet

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If you could have dinner with any three people who are no longer alive, who would it be? How about joining our wacky Minecraft server where you can dine with historical figures like Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, and Albert Einstein? Watch as Cleopatra tries to build a pyramid out of blocks, Julius Caesar challenges everyone to a game of PvP, and Einstein invents a redstone contraption that defies all logic. Don’t miss out on the chance to have the most epic dinner party in Minecraft history! Join now for a wild ride through time and space!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ran’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll get to hang out with Ran, the most lovable and quirky character in the Minecraft universe. Why is Ran so endearing, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Ran once built an entire city made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And not just any cheese, but the rarest, smelliest, and most delicious cheese you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Ran is also known for riding around on a giant chicken named Cluckers, who lays golden eggs that you can use to buy the craziest items in the game. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Ran’s got you covered. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Ran can make it happen.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Ran is waiting for you with open arms (and a pocket full of cheese)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Divine Spears Created:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Zombie Dances:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Woodsy Wanderer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the rat race and just want to escape to the wilderness? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about money and crypto as you build your dream treehouse and live off the land.

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken or battling it out with the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the best loot. And don’t worry about pesky bills or taxes here – the only currency you need is your crafting skills and a healthy dose of imagination.

So say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of city life and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can build your castle in the sky. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best woodland hermit life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Alien Abductions:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyBrits vs. IranFunTimes

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join our minecraft server and become a part of the epic battle between the UK forces and Iran attacking Israel. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and defend your territory with epic weapons and armor. Will you be a hero or a villain in this crazy war? join now and find out! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting to be discovered. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2905	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Zombie Dances:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Star Shards Collected:	117	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.