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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8034 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear hazmat suits! And don’t even get us started on the zombies – they’re too busy doing the Thriller dance to bother attacking you.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling before you know it.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to toxoplasmosis and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!