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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 9292 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1307 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear hazmat suits! And don’t even get us started on the zombies – they’re too busy doing the Thriller dance to bother attacking you.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling before you know it.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to toxoplasmosis and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!