Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs.

Forget about romanticizing peaceful survival, because on our server, you’ll be constantly on the edge of your seat as you try to navigate through a world where every block is made of lava and every tree is secretly a disguised Ender Dragon.

But hey, if you’re into the thrill of constant danger and unexpected surprises, then this is the perfect place for you! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of extra lives!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Endless Night Skies: 3
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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