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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 9777 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7727 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2953 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 12 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS