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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7889 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 7361 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 68 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS